The Obies 2007!
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Rules:
Nominations are made from Amber games actually played during one of the Slots during the relevant year of ACNW. (Golf games, drinking games, head games etc. are not eligible.) Each Ambercon Northwest member may submit as many nominations per category as they wish. Please do not submit the same nominee more than once in a single category. You may, however, submit the same nominee in a different category.
Nomination forms, ballot boxes and rules are available at registration and in the Winery Wing near the games posting.
Presentation and Awards:
The Awards Ceremony is held during the post-convention party on Sunday. Winners are presented with a Trump bearing the image of Oberon as the Black Rabbit - an "Obie." Winners are also posted on the ACNW web site.
Small Print:
This "contest" (meant to be a helpful descriptor, not a legal definition) is open to all ACNW members regardless of age, rank or Shadow of origin. House Lightfoot and the "Obies" competition are not affiliated with Ambercon Northwest. ACNW organizers, volunteers, and staff of the McMenamins Edgefield are in no way responsible for its content or competence.
Nominations, like courtesans, are judged by frequency and quality of their submission. All entries become lost property and are tabulated non-scientifically by the Amber Northwest Academy of Skills & Silliness (A.N. A.S.S.) Decisions of A.N. A.S.S. are arbitrary and may not be appealed to any higher authority including the Unicorn, the Serpent or the Simone. All awards have no cash value and may be declared to be non-existent.
Special thanks to - Cort Oderkirk and Chris Lightfoot for Obie Art, Simone Cooper for hosting ACNW, and the staff of the McMenamins Edgefield.
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Patterned (!) loosely on the movie industry's "Oscars", this awards "contest" is run annually at Ambercon NW by House Lightfoot (Chris, Leslie & Nick Lightfoot).
Our mission is to recognize and possibly ridicule excellence in role-playing at Ambercon NW.
Past Cons:
[ 2008 | 2007 | 2006 | 2005 ]
This year's winners:
Best Original Dialogue or Quote
Winner - Jules Morley as Marcus Agrippa
Game: The Chamber Opens
Description: While trying to make money, Marcus discovers that 1) his rival, Marc Anthony is alive, 2) slavery is not okay and 3) e-Bay is a black market, he then states "Can we sell Marc Anthony on this Internet?"
Runners-Up
Game: Night of the Edwardian Dead
Nominee: Jules Morley as Georgie Bottlesworth, omnipresent manservant
Description: "Awfully sorry, sir, but I'm afraid Mr. Mason has been eaten by the help."
Game: Sign of the Heffalump
Nominee: Glen Gyldersleve as Cthuki
Description: Faced with a wave of Heffalumps bearing down on him, Cthuki responds "I summon a non-Euclidean Cadillac of inconceivable pink."
Most Heinous Betrayal or Offense
Winner - Jason Ray as Sheriff Julian
Game: Nine Pardners in Amber
Description: Sheriff Julian of Amber Flats sent out a 'posse' of dead-beat townsfolk to die in an ambush.
Runners-Up
Game: Monster Mayhem III
Nominee: Ben Bernard as Robert Noble
Description: Robert's faithful servant, Pippi, had been electrocuted tyring to open a door. Robert then used her dead body to try and smash the door down. But when Ketz asked if he could 'have some for later', Robert replied "No, that would be disrespectful."
Game: Resevoir Hellhound
Nominee: Randall Trimmer as Blake
Description: Using the dead body of a cousin to soak himself in blood so he could Trump into a burning room. He held the dripping body over his head for added protection.
Outstanding Performance by an Item/Creatue/Shadow in a Supporting Role
Winner - Trish Hart's 642 Sticks of Dynamite
Game: The Sable Game
Description: 642 sticks of dynamite were placed in a UFO and detonated, leading to a cataclysmic explosion that destroyed five Shadows.
Runners-Up
Game: Ashes and Sparks
Nominee: Simone as the GM of the 'adorable mewing monsters'
Description: A plague-induced haze reduced the dark and grim monster-filled game to mewing adorableness.
Game: Supervillany!
Nominee: John Schippers as Dr. Demos
Description: Dr. Demos used a paperclip and an iPod to build an EMP system so the supervillans could escape.
Most Gratuitous &/or Inappropriate Use of a Power or Ability
Winner - Yi-Mei Chng as Bernadette
Game: Unknown
Description: As the highest Warfare character in a deadly game, Bernadette chose kitchenware as her weapons of choice, including throwing a rolling pin to knock out an NPC who was in the center of the Pattern. Repeated use of pie tins as missile weapons was also evident.
Runners-Up
Game: Brave New Savageland
Nominee: Nick Lightfoot as Lobo
Description: Pantsed Galactus.
Game: Through the Door with a Gun
Nominee: Jeremy Zimmerman as Harry Catriz, private eye
Description: Harry concentrated a little too heavily on the sexy card of Jasra, nearly leading to a heavy-breathing Trump Call.
Special Acheivement in Spontaneous Plot Detonation
Winner - The Norovirus (accepting for the Norovirus was 'patient zero,' Guy Gascoigne-Pigford)
Game: All of Them
Description: "You've either had it or you're going to. Taking out entire games with a single stroke, no one was immune to its effects."
"The virus was dropping people like flies all weekend."
"The speed and perniciousness of this virus will pas into AmberCon legend."
"Barf, barf, hork!"
"Diarrhea, vomiting and all the fun!"
Some of the games affected;
Wands of Avalon - A critical player could not start the game. The quickly-found substitute got sick and had to leave the game half-way through.
Ultimate High School Tetsu No Sakana - Entire game had to close half-way through due to player loss.
Giants in the Playground - Lost so many players that they had to absorb...
Pinky & the Brand - Had so few players available that the game was absorbed.
Kingmaker's Shadow - Both the GM & one player were throwing up throughout the game.
Darkness Falls - Lost 3-4 players and a primary GM during play.
The Prince Brand Memorial Award for Necrotic Merit
Winner - Ben Bernard as Pippi, the Highly Annoying Personal Servant
Game: Monster Mayhem III
Description: Pippi, the purchased servant of Robert Noble, was highly annoylingly announcing him everywhere he went. Pippi died or was killed by PCs no less than 13 times on camera. Once during character description. Pippi was...
Punted off of the Amber Castle walls
Set on fire
Electrocuted
Blown up
Thrown onto the Pattern
Flattened by machinery
Thrown through a Trump contact, etc. etc. etc.
Runners-Up
Game: Hamlet
Nominee: Stephanie Itchkawich as Claudius
Description: Claudius was stabbled through by both Hamlet & Laertes. He made a classic speech, cursing them both in beautifully Shakespearian language saying that Denmark was ruined and that Hamlet was unfit to rule in Iambic Pentameter.
Game: Johann's Panzers
Nominee: Joe Saul as Johann
Description: He took a dead lieutenant and propped him up in the cuppola to attract snipers. Later the head was replaced with a pumpkin.
Honorable Mentions
Best Original Dialogue or Quote
Game: Ashes & Sparks
Nominee: Jeremy Franklin as Atom, the 50's-style Cyborg
Description: While introducing himself to a group of unaltered Amber descendats, one pointed to the wings on Atom's helmet and asked "Are the wings functional?"
Atom replied, "No, but I can fly."
Game: Ashes & Sparks
Nominee: Malcolm Heath as Aram
Description: Explaining to another character why Aram had changed his allegiance, "She's the only one who hasn't done anything, hasn't walked the Pattern & hasn't lied. And she has a plan!"
Game: Aurelius
Nominee: Jim Holthaus as Mike Cozone and Trish ? as Jorge von Rieder
Description: Mike - "The Church of Protection is happy to help with a variety of Protection areas: warding, self-defense, close protection, that kind of thing.
Jorge - "I'm Catholic."
Game: Big Trouble in Little Amber
Nominee: Jules Morley as Floyd, Proprietor of "The King's Kitchen"
Description: "They're very petulant hors d'ouevres."
Game: Brave New Gotham
Nominee: Kat Lemmer as Catwoman and Jason Ray as Blade
Description: Catwoman - "You can't kill him - the world needs Superman!"
Blade - "Superman is nothing to me, but another, dead, vampire."
Game: Burn the Land & Boil the Sea
Nominee: Irene Schwarting as Jaine
Description: "We don't need to be constrained by the truth here."
Game: Burn the Land & Boil the Sea
Nominee: Andy Blija as Billy
Description: "Wow. We've now separated the team into cops and robbers."
Game: Chronoguard
Nominee: Patrick Franklin as Maevyn Succat
Description: "I'm just going to pop back ten minutes and shoot you if you don't cooperate."
Game: Dr. Who
Nominee: Amber Cook - GM
Description: "No. Not a doctor, THE Doctor. The One True Doctor of whom all others are mere shadows."
Game: Grindhouse
Nominee: Amy Edwards as Mistress Serpentine
Description: "I may only have one arm, but I can still give you the best handjob!"
Game: Grindhouse: Dead Center
Nominee: Todd Worrell as Todileus Grain
Description: While discovering his girlfriend has been changed into a zombie, Todileus says "Well, she likes to eat brains and she might be a zombie. But she might be a gamer!"
Game: It's Elementary
Nominee: Jill Pritts as Benedict
Description: "I just wanted to see his (Oberon's) reaction would be if I showed up wearing Corwin."
Game: It's Elementary
Nominee: Mike Sullivan as Brand
Description: As Eric rehearse a concocted tale of how Oberon's very most favorite beloved son, Corwin, died, Dierdre says to Eric in a sincere and concerned voice, "Do you think Oberon will believe you?"
Brand nearly instantly chips in with mock reassurance, "Sure!"
Game: It's Elementary
Nominee: Todd Worrell - GM
Description: In a 100 pt game, Corwin has bee stabbed, hacked, bludgeoned, choked, thrown to piranhas, hanged, drowned, bludgeoned again, harpooned, fallen off a cliff, dismembered and eaten by Hellhounds...
Player 1 (cheerily) - "So Corwin had 100 pts of Endurance!"
Player 2 (enviously) - "AND Pattern."
GM (calmly & reasonably) - "AND 50 pts of Bad Stuff."
Game: Monster Mayhem III
Nominee: Leslie Lightfoot as Keilani, first ranked in Strength
Description: GM - "You're blind. You can't see."
Leslie - "No problem. I just start swinging."
Game: NINF - Breaking & Enterting
Nominee: Sara Muerller, GM, as Bleys
Description: "You have my attention, you can get to the point at any time. No offense but the tenterhooks are starting to chafe."
Game: Nine Pardners in Amber
Nominee: Jason Ray as Sheriff Julian
Description: While discussing the health of the local men with Doc Gerard, Sheriff Julian comments "We don't have the clap here, we have full standing ovations!"
Game: The Professionals
Nominee: Mickey Schultz as Miyako
Description: With a gun pressed to the back of a PCs neck, Miyako says, "Split-u?"
Game: The Professionals
Nominee: Kai Ford as Damien
Description: Kai , OOC - "I'm too pretty to die."
Game: The Professionals
Nominee: Mickey Schultz as Miyako
Description: During the denouement of the game, Miyako turns to Damien and says, "You teach-u me French?"
Game: Pulp Chaos 3
Nominee: Karrin Jackson as Vinny & Jeremy Zimmerman , GM, as Tony
Description: Vinny - "Tony, go be a presence downstairs."
Tony - "Sure thing, boss. I love presents."
Game: Random's Regular Game
Nominee: Thaddeus Rice as Merlin
Description: To Benedict at the end of the game - "I"ll be sitting on his lap."
Game: Random's Regular Game
Nominee: Karrin Jackson as Martin
Description: Describing Merlin's arrival, Karrin - "It's scary cousin bad touch."
Game: Random's Regular Game
Nominee: Thaddeus Rice as Merlin
Description: "Hey Bleys, what happened to your money? You haven't even finished your fruity drink yet."
Game: Random's Regular Game
Nominee: Thaddeus Rice as Merlin
Description: PC - "I heard that Martin & Llewella are from Rebma. Where's that?"
Merlin - "That's where your poop goes."
Game: Save the Universe
Nominee: Lee ? as Rodrigo and Jim Holthaus, GM, as Dworkin
Description: Regarding capturing the unicorn, Rodrigo says "I'm sorry, Dworkin, I can't do it!"
Dworkin - "Yeah. I couldn't do her anymore either."
Game: Save the Universe
Nominee: Amber Cook as ? and Jim Holthaus, GM, as Dworkin
Description: Amber - "Does he have any sort of aura about him that says 'Dworkin?'"
GM - "No, he has an aura that says 'hermit.'"
Game: In Shadows & Prisms
Nominee: James Arnoldi as Rao, envoy of Despair
Description: Envoys of the Endless are being attacked by weird gothc hard rock band members who have changed into rudimentary sentient weapons. During the fight, Rao asks, "Did somebody kill the cannon? I want the cannon alive to watch what I do to the machine guns."
Game: Sign of the Heffalump
Nominee: Melissa Kocher as Maggie the Magpie
Description: King Lion - "By Royal Decree, Pi is now 3.14."
Alexander Robin, the Fractioneer: - "What about the 159?"
Cthuki - "That's the remainder."
Maggie the Magpie - "You have leftover Pi!"
Game: Ultimate High School Testu No Sakana
Nominee: Don Ide, GM, as Black Shadow Clan Leader
Description: "Why are you being served by the Math Club?"
Game: Ultimate High School Testu No Sakana
Nominee: Randall Trimmer as Takashi
Description: "I'm proud of my stick. It will not be removed!"
Game: Ultimate High School Testu No Sakana
Nominee: Don Ide, GM
Description: "The ninja are evolving."
Game: Wands of Avalon
Nominee: Mickey Schultz, GM
Description: As the GM was heading into a conference with a player, another player noticed the sequins on her jeans. Mickey responded with "That's why my butt is sparkly.... because I got tired."
Game: Wands of Avalon
Nominee: Yi -Mei Chng as Professor Patrick Shaunnessey
Description: "Owls do not traditionally change shape like that."
Game: When Darkness Falls
Nominee: Murray Whittle
Description: "I give Kris a hard shove. If she doesn't move, I give her a prick."
Most Heinous Betrayal or Offense
Game: Brave New Gotham
Nominee: Jason Ray as Blade
Description: Superman was turned into a vampire. While many of the PCs were attempting to stop him and de-vamp him, to Blade he was only another vampire - and therefore was killed.
Game: Neither Rewards Nor Punishments
Nominee: Eric Todd as Random
Description: All 8 players, gods of the new-born world, agreed on a course of action to guide the creationand development of their people. 7 went back on their word, betraying Random.
Game: Random's Regular Game
Nominee: Andy Blija as Bleys
Description: Bleys entered the room wearing a bright orange coat made from the skins of twenty different endangered species.
Game: Son of the Seven Deadlies
Nominee: Amy Edwards as "Essence" Sawall
Description: Trumping to the "Source of the Pattern," Essence found Dworkin. Dworkin did not know the location to which the Primal Pattern had been moved, or of the Jewel of Judgment. So Essence, who wished to destroy the Pattern and return to Primal Chaos said, "Then you are no longer of avy use to me," and shot 3 times, killing Dworkin. Which pretty much began the destruction of the universe.
Game: Supervillany
Nominee: Steve Acton as Faust
Description: After agreeing to bind the archange Michael for Lucifer, Faust tried to bind Michael for his own use. Lucifer did not approve.
Outstanding Performance by an Item/Creature/Shadow in a Supporting Role
Game: Betrayal of Castle Amber
Nominee: Amy Edwards, GM, for Benedict's bloody deflowered lance
Description: Bleys seemed to have too solid a grip on this one.
Game: Big Trouble in Little Amber
Nominee: John Kim as Harry the Wolf-Spider
Description: Harry, the terrified 3-foot-tall wolf-spider, beat an opponent twice his size in a gladitorial cage match.
Game: Brave New Gotham
Nominee: Baytor the Fire Demon
Description: "I am Baytor!" Need I say more?
Game: Grindhouse
Nominee: Thaddeus Rice, GM
Description: The title monster in "Chain Gang Amazons vs. the Snake-a-gator."
Game: Kingmaker's Shadow
Nominee: Drew Wood, GM, as Commander Raziel's dead love
Description: Commander Raziel's dead love was variously mis-identified.
"Across the room is your fiance, your daughter."
"Behold the man who will marry my wife."
Game: Spontaneous RP Fun
Nominee: Karrin Jackson as Tiny, the 7-foot-tall Muscleman
Description: Tiny was variously described as,
"The Meat Stack"
"The Steak Puppy"
"Seven Feet of Washboard Abs in Liquid Latex"
Game: Summer Queen
Nominee: Jason Ray's cellphone
Description: While in his pocket, Jason's cellphone was bumped and accidentally called his wife, Michelle, who was in another game. Twice. Players in the Summer Queen were able to hear the dialogue in Michelle's game.
Game: Supervillany
Nominee: John Schippers as Dr. Demos
Description: Beautifully role-played evil. Especially noteworthy was his 'mascot-ization' of an NPC therapist, who got deliberately dragged along on sprees of destruction and murder, so that he could understand fully what progress he had helped his patient achieve.
Most Gratuitous and/or Inappropriate Use of a Power or Ability
Game: Big Trouble in Little Amber
Nominee: Jules Morley as Floyd, Proprietor of "The King's Kitchen"
Description: Fiona, the "Dragon Lady," is about to behead a PC with a cleaver. Floyd distracts her with his superb cooking skill. "Stop! That's completely the wrong knife to use for cutting meat. Here, use this!"
Game: Neither Rewards Nor Punishments
Nominee: Thadeus Rice as Corwin
Description: Thadeus spent a tiny amout of Ultimate Cosmic Power (tm) to ensure that Oberon died over several years of syphilis.
Game: Spontaneous RP Fun
Nominee: Madeline Ferwerda as Naomi, the Singing Sparrow
Description: Naomi used her knowledge of sonic resonance and her chirping soprano to literally bring the house down.
Special Achievement in Spontaneous Plot Detonation
Game: Those Kids & Their Jungle Dances
Nominee: Leslie Lightfoot as Fiona
Description: For throwing caution to the wind and telling the long lost daughter of Dworkin, in reference to Pattern Manipulation near Chaos, "You're poaching. You can't do that here."
Game: Monster Mayhem III
Nominee: The Players
Description: Confronted with Brand's Laboratory to explore, they destroyed the tower by channeling the Font of Power into an electrofied door, resulting in a 100-ft crater and a 50-ft pillar of fire.
The Prince Brand Memorial Award for Necrotic Merit
Game: Grindhouse: House on the Hill
Nominee: James Arnoldi as Roger Ashtin for dispatching Todd Worrell as Evan Walker
Description: After the head of the dead cameraman falls through a hole in the floor right into Roger's hands, Evan looks down the hole and - snick - there goes his head right after.
Game: The Professionals
Nominee: Bernie as John (Chow Yun Fat) and Ogre as Toshi
Description: Running a beautifully choreographed gun battle through a graveyard, complete with flying doves as Toshi dies.
Game: Through the Door with a Gun
Nominee: Madeline Ferwerda, GM
Description: Kereina, the demon bartender, was found in her slum apartment with her throat sliced wide open and blood spattering the walls. The Diego police ruled it suicide.